Potential Zombie Attack

As many of you know, I've been warning of an imminent zombie attack for years, but as more of you know, no one listens to me. But we are one step closer to impending zombie disaster. Researchers at the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research at the University of Pittsburgh have successfully brought dead dogs back to life (link contains 5 different articles about it). After these dogs were dead for 3 hours, scientists resuscitated these dogs, who came back to life without any brain damage or trauma. The Safar Center intends to develop similar plans for human rescusitation soon...