Nerf, an Alternative Energy Solution

In light of how much water the evil Supersoaker Industry wastes each year, we, as the people of the United States of America, need to find a less energy intensive hobby. That's where Nerf comes in. Yay, Nerf!

Hasbro recently announced that the 2008 line of Nerf guns will be more geared toward adults. This is a great development, because as one critic of the Nerf industry put it, "The current Nerf market is sadly geared toward children." As unintentionally funny as that statement is, it's true!
Nerf is fun for everyone, especially environmentally conscious people who would like to see us decrease our dependence on energy intensive ways of producing fun, such as the Supersoaker industry. Every environmentally conscious person should join in the fight to fights the evils of Supersoakers, and do everything they can to get them off the street. This is a planet is chaos, and we don't need any Supersoaker toting, energy wasting ingrates making it worse!

So let's invest in Nerf, a clean, green nerd sport.