Why don't firefighters invest in some really cutting edge supersoaker technology? Couldn't we make some sort of supersoaker/fire extinguisher hybrid?
Anyway, I found a website devoted to supersoakers. Actually I found A LOT of websites devoted to supersoakers. I thought, wow, supersoakers are pretty fucking cool. Then I realized, wait, holy shit, we are wasting SO MUCH WATER on fucking supersoakers! We're seeing a planetary water crisis emerging, and people are running around launching massive amounts of highly pressurized water at eachother for sport! This is ludicrous.
STOP SUPPORTING THE SUPERSOAKER INDUSTRY
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